when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
A baby elephant tries to fit.
I thought it was a kiwi first
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
Celebrating the summer
that i kinda hate :,Dhere’s sunny baby god jongin euehuehe~~
(Also if anyone’s interested please check out my post about commissions ; u ;)
Sometimes the internet can be a great place.
I’m not crying you’re crying
is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
don’t kill yourself now, tomorrow, tonight, or in anytime because you are worth living with thousands of reasons to be happy, i feel bad for you in what you’ve been through but trust me these thoughts are going to fade away sooner, i love you, people around you loves you and they do appreciate you no matter what. please stay strong because there are plenty reasons to live and i’ll just list you as many as i can okay?
- you have forever to be dead
- for that comforting feeling when a cat finally allows you to pick them up and sticks by your side
- life can be beautiful
- everything will balance out
- new music
- books you can’t put down
- theres still so much to discover
- you are needed
- sleep food
- a hot cup of tea
- how awesome it feels when class gets cancelled
- hearing a song that has been stuck in your head all day
- the smell of cookies in the oven
- when your parents are proud of you
- when your favourite song comes on the radio
- there are beautiful places to see
- bucket lists to complete
- rules to break
- art to see & create
- to fade your scars
- to find something you believe in
- to help someone
- falling asleep to rain
- smiling at strangers
- 7 billion people you haven’t met yet
for those of you looking for a sign not to kill yourself this is it.